Alan VanMeter > Alan's Quotes

“When it's all been said and done...
There's hell of a lot more said, than done.”
― Alan VanMeter

“Since the Devil is in the details...
I don't think I'll elaborate.”
― Alan VanMeter

“People who drive like maniacs...
are maniacs!”
― Alan VanMeter

“People are lot like peanuts...
It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into the trash anyhow.”
― Alan VanMeter

“Fools names' and fools faces' most often appear in public places.”
― Alan VanMeter

“Car salespersons sell pieces of crap.
Politicians sell the whole turd.
Preachers sell the whole damn cistern!”
― Alan VanMeter

“Since capitalism is a system based of the love of money,
doesn't that make it the root of all evil?”
― Alan VanMeter

“Why do politicians lie?
Because people like being lied to.
Just look at any political rally.
P.S. You're great!”
― Alan VanMeter, Star Girl