Sean > Sean's Quotes

“No, dude, I’m working at a shitty gas station in the middle of nowhere and I’m perfectly happy being miserable until I die. Good day, sir.”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One

“Have you ever thought about carrying a gun?” “Not really. I’m clumsy and prone to dropping things and I don’t want to accidentally kill someone. Same reasons I don’t like holding babies.”
― Jack Townsend, Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two