“A tremendous gust of wind rattles the shack, and I can’t help it. I scream.
It feels good, so I scream again at the top of my lungs, like I’m the wind itself.
Then arms are around me. Strong, comforting arms. They lift me off the floor like I’m nothing.
I think this is it. The hut came tumbling down, and I’m dead. This is Jesus, or an angel, or my long-gone grandma here to fetch me for the afterlife. I’ve become light as a feather, my dumb ol’ body gone.
But then a flash of lightning reveals the truth.
It’s the devil, and I’m on my way to hell.
My ex-boss Rhett Armstrong.”
―
J.J. Knight,
Juicy Pickle