Eden Finley > Eden's Quotes

“You’re gonna make me fall in love with you? That kinda sounds like emotional rape.”
― Eden Finley, One Night With Calvin

“You know, one day I’m going to say something nice and you’re going to reply with ‘Thank you, Ryan. That was very thoughtful of you to say,’ and it won’t contain even a hint of sarcasm.”
― Eden Finley, One Night With Calvin

“You need to run away from me, because I’m not going to be the one to put a stop to this. I need to, but I don’t want to.”
― Eden Finley, One Night with Hemsworth

“I finally get it. I don’t give a shit about labels, because I don’t need to. All I need to care about is making this guy mine.”
― Eden Finley, Fake Out

“Damon Isaac King … wait, your initials are—”
I grit my teeth. “I know. You don’t think Stacy has made that joke to our parents ever since I came out? ‘No wonder he likes dick when his initials are DIK.”
― Eden Finley, Fake Out

“What, you want me to throw you a pride parade for figuring out you like dudes? I don’t give a shit who you fuck, so long as it’s not me.”
― Eden Finley, Fake Out

“You’d think they’d come up with a better headline. How did they miss a pun about being a gay tight end?”
“At least he isn’t a wide receiver.”
― Eden Finley, Fake Out

“After we settle in, dinner becomes a quiet affair, probably because it’s feeding time at Jurassic Park.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“Neil Patrick Harris in a harness?”
“Sweet Neil Patrick Harris in a harness.”
“Care to explain?”
He faces me, his blue eyes shining in the dark.
“Sometimes fuck doesn’t cover it.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“That's sweet. I think. Although, I'm worried about the fact you're talking to your dick."
"It's only a problem if it talks back.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“I've seen your dad on TV. I don't know how to say this without offending you, so I'm just going to say he looks like the type of politician who spouts family values and then gets caught in a seedy motel with a prostitute."
I laugh. "SO glad you tried not to offend me, Jet.”
― Eden Finley, Trick Play

“You know who never has to point out they’re an adult? Actual adults.”
― Eden Finley, Deke

“I try not to laugh. “Sarcasm isn’t good for you, you know.”
“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you’re joking. People think I’m hilarious when in reality I’m just an asshole.”
― Eden Finley, Fake Out