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“I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.”
― John Sandford, Bad Blood

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“Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers]
Dark of the Moon, p.7”
― John Sandford

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