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“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”
― Bill Waterson

“Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.
---Hobbes”
― Bill Waterson

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
― Bill Waterson

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”
― Bill Waterson