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“All human wisdom is contained in these two words - Wait and Hope”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

“The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an Indian, and a construction worker; we probably looked like the Village People.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never get out of them.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these things before my own journey ended.”
― Craig Johnson, The Dark Horse

“I don't trust people who don't like animals. Hell, animals are the finest people I know.”
― Craig Johnson, The Dark Horse

“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“Thinking you’re not in trouble and not being in trouble are two different things.”
― Craig Johnson, Kindness Goes Unpunished

“Don’t you think scars make better stories than tattoos?”
― Craig Johnson, Any Other Name

“It would be nice if life weren’t so messy, but that’s just not the nature of things; we want things to be perfect, but most of the time we just spend our existence cleaning up the messes we make—and sometimes the messes of other people, people about whom we care most in the world.”
― Craig Johnson, Any Other Name

“I hung back at the curb, but it's hard to go unnoticed when you are a powder blue vintage convertible with a cowboy, an Indian, a brunette and a dog inside.”
― Craig Johnson, Kindness Goes Unpunished

“Stay calm, have courage, and watch for signs.”
― Craig Johnson, As The Crow Flies

“The old cowboy Hershel, "You know what they say about a horse bein' only afraid of two things?"

Walt, "What's that?"

Hershel, "Things that move and things that don't”
― Craig Johnson, The Dark Horse

“he’s like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it’s too late to change your mind.”
― Craig Johnson, Any Other Name

“I have found in most relationships with women it is best to remember their birthdays but forget their age.”
― Craig Johnson, Divorce Horse

“Aslan is a lion- the Lion, the great Lion." "Ooh" said Susan. "I'd thought he was a man. Is he-quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion"..."Safe?" said Mr Beaver ..."Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good. He's the King, I tell you.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe