Write Blocked > Write's Quotes

“quaint little town with small,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Revenge against bullies is sweet and a dish best served by someone else.”
― Write Blocked, Week Two

“One thing about being a detective is that you have to catch the culprit. One thing about culprits is that they tend to not want to get caught.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Timmy, that’s highly illegal,”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“They must really have liked cows back then,” I remarked. “Parrots are better,” Penny pointed out. “Well, if that’s the case, why aren’t there any ancient temples worshipping parrots?” “Hmmm…” Penny thought for a little while and then pecked at my head, “You build one!”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“You’ve had plenty of seeds today, and if you get any heavier, I won’t be able to hold you on my shoulder anymore. Personally, I would love to see a Blockway play one day. But they’re so expensive to get tickets to.” “You can’t act,” Penny pointed out. “Because terrible liar.” “I said see a Blockway play, not be in one. Anyway, how about checking out the Minepire State Building?”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“But in New York City, being weird is normal.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“I am Mordecai,” Mordecai had a massive grin on his face, I knew he’s been waiting a long time to say what he’s about to say. “I am the one who PUNCHED THE CHOSEN ONE IN THE FACE!!”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“I’m proud of you, buddy. That kind of thing takes guts.” ​“Oh yeah? Is that why you don’t have a date, Liam?” Emma teased. ​He pretended to frown at her. “I don’t have a date because I’m married to my sword, Emma.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“Become nothing. Become mine. Become us. Become nullified.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“BREAKFAST!” My Dad shouted from the kitchen. ​‘Ughhh!” I moaned and yawned on my bed. I felt like bedrock, I didn’t want to move at all.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“​Movies like How to Train Your Ender Dragon, and Iron Armor Man.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“Huh.” I considered, then faced Jack. “Got any god-cuffs?”
― Write Blocked, Caves and Cliffs

“I call this the floss.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 8: Enter The Nether (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Aw, man, I hate stealth,” Liam muttered.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“Guys, this is just like that YouTube series Stuck Inside Minecraft by that streamer Michael,” Pari mentioned. “Pari…that’s an animation. It’s a show. It’s not real. This is nothing like that!” Denzel replied. “This is real!”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft: Pocket Edition

“you pillagers weren’t doing that great either. Hiding out in your caves would’ve just made you Nullified food. I doubt Lily would have agreed to come back with us if she really thought you bandits could’ve survived a Nullified attack on your own.” ​Their faces fell. Nacho scowled at me. “Hey! What do you know?” ​I shrugged my shoulders. “Enough to beat your captain one-on-one.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“Mine’s bigger!” The Phantom bragged”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 7: Rise of the Phantom (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series)

“Particularly Penny likes to do window shopping, which is basically flying to the glass windows of stores she likes and then pecking furiously at the window. “Why do you want a dress,” I complained as I pulled Penny off a window.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“I quickly scrambled back up to my feet just in time to see Vinny’s big hand coming right at me. I swiftly ducked underneath it and then swung my sword at the giant’s arm, grazing his right arm. “Ooof!” Vinny groaned and reeled back. I took the opportunity to swing at him with another strike, this time at his feet. Vinny stumbled and shook as he tried to keep his balance. As sneaky as he sometimes can be, Jack had already finished digging a hole behind the giant while he was busy fighting me. Vinny, as he kept taking his steps backwards, tripped on the hole and came crashing down on the ground below. Jack and I both jumped on top of the giant. I smacked him a little with the blunt side of my sword, while Jack slapped the giant with a porkchop. “Ready to answer questions now?” I asked the giant. The giant opened his mouth to reply but was promptly slapped by Jack with another porkchop. “Jack, you have to let him talk first, then smack him if he refuses to answer,” I explained. “Oh, right. My bad. I was really into it,” Jack apologized, “To be fair, I was just tossed through a barn. I feel like I deserve a bit of vengeance.” “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“We’re probably going to get mistaken for twin brothers,” I told Sherblock. “I, of course, being the more handsome twin.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Remind me to punish the pig butt wiper once we get back.”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“Mom, can you believe it? The Mob Hunter doesn’t look like a potato!” The son exclaimed.”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Why is it that I must always make terrible puns when I’m lying! I internally yelled at myself.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“In order not to look like a criminal, I might have to commit a crime and steal some clothes. How ironic.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Do you know what makes a Chosen One? Why I was picked?” “I don’t care!” Liam swung again, and once again, Michael managed to redirect the strike away from himself. “Unbreakable willpower!”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“So if you tell your own awkward story, then you’ll have an awkward potion,” Clank shrugged. “Maybe.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“Did you hear that?” I whispered to Paul, “They think I look like a potato.” “Don’t worry about them, Steve,” Paul tried to encourage me, “You look like a very nice potato.”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Meanwhile, The Mob Hunter wears a mask,” the other employee said, “I wonder what he’s hiding. Maybe he looks like a potato.”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Heh heh heh heh heh heh!” A witch behind Elder laughed manically. “Quiet!” Elder looked back angrily at the witch, “That was my moment! I was supposed to laugh manically.” “Heh heh…” The witch giggled sadly and walked away. “Anyway,” Elder turned back to face Herobrine, “Where was I…yes…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!” Elder laughed manically.”
― Write Blocked, Good to Be Bad