Luke Starnes > Luke's Quotes

“Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one.”
― Voltaire

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“Everybody on earth was a robot, with one exception - Dwayne Hoover.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Sparky could not wag his tail—because of an automobile accident many years ago, so he had no way of telling other dogs how friendly he was. He had to fight all the time. His ears were in tatters. He was lumpy with scars.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

“The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..”
― John Milton, Paradise Lost

“Ultimately, happiness comes down to choosing between the discomfort of becoming aware of your mental afflictions and the discomfort of being ruled by them.”
― Yongey Mingyur Rinpoche, The Joy of Living: Unlocking the Secret and Science of Happiness

“One night you delete all your suicide notes from your computer. If things go bad again, it’s not like you can’t write a new one.”
― Rob Roberge, Liar