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“Tempest, my friend, he is a practicing dickbag and should be ass-banged to death in public by donkeys.” Goodness. Not much grey area there. Big Ben had little tolerance for people he didn't like.”
― Steve Higgs, Paranormal Nonsense

“Did you see it eat the steak? One bite and swallow - just like that. The thing must have a throat my leg would go down without touching the sides.’ ‘I know a few girls like that.’ A typical Big Ben response.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill

“Mate,’ he replied, turning to lock eyes with me, ‘drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister: it might taste kind of the same, but it is just plain wrong.’ Big Ben had a knack for analogy that often impressed and horrified at the same time.”
― Steve Higgs, The Phantom of Barker Mill

“Will my car be safe outside?’ I asked. ‘God, no.’ Jolly good. So glad I checked.”
― Steve Higgs, Amanda Harper Paranormal Detective