“She couldn’t act like a mother if she tried!” said Martha. “This is even better than I thought it would be!” said Ruby, laughing so hard she fell to the floor and rolled around in fits. Soon Martha joined her, and the two were laughing so hard they were crying, causing their makeup to drip down their hysterical faces.”
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Serena Valentino,
Mother Knows Best: A Tale of the Old Witch
