David Peralta > David 's Quotes

“Lot tried to calm the mob by offering them his two virgin daughters for what would much later be crudely referred to as a “gangbang.” (Gen. 19:8)”
― Chris Matheson, The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love

“Even after God’s astonishing “Five point plan” to quell the rebellion: (1) Appear as a cloud and cause old men to speak gibberish; (2) Blow bad birdmeat into camp to poison people; (3) Use the Amalekites to kick his people’s asses; (4) Open the earth to swallow rebel leaders and their families; (5) Fireblast two hundred others—the griping continued. The people still complained about Moses’ leadership,”
― Chris Matheson, The Story of God: A Biblical Comedy about Love

“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson