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“I am not your anything.You can't just piss on my leg and say I'm yours.”
― Amelia Hutchins, Taunting Destiny

“I think out of us all our little bird is one of the safest people alive right now, after all you may be her light, but the rest of us are her moths.”
― Stephanie Hudson, The Pentagram Child, Part 1

“If you run from me, I will chase you, and I'll find you....”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Night Pleasures

“Yes, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

“Egg whites are full of protein.” “So is jizz. You don’t see me harvesting yours so I can drink a glass of it.”
― Helena Hunting, Pucked

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Young women all just want to be married to a good man, and they’ve no idea how fast the novelty of that wears off. And those of us who are married to good men all want to be married to somebody else’s good man....”
― Carol Mason, The Secrets of Married Women

“coincidence is what happens when fate tries to stay anonymous.”
― Laurelin Paige, Close