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“And so the Afternoon Weekday Date Scorecard went like this: gay boys, 3. Bedsheets, below zero. Vatican-enforced check on virginity, 10. Sometimes life just plain sucked beyond the suckiest of suckage. And I was out of clean bedsheets, too.”
― Hayden Thorne, Curse of Arachnaman

“I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.”
― Diamanda Galás

“I've developed into quite a swan. I'm one of those people that will probably look better and better as I get older - until I drop dead of beauty.”
― Rufus Wainwright

“Please let it be known that from this day forward my working title for the business is now 'Queen of the Fuck Palace!”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart