Alisa Steinberg > Alisa's Quotes

“When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.”
― Woody Allen

“I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
― Woody Allen

“I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple”
― Neil Simon, The Odd Couple - A Comedy in Three Acts

“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.”
― Steven Wright

“Whatever the cost of our libraries, the price is cheap compared to that of an ignorant nation.”
― Walter Cronkite