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“But the observers were even more surprised by her thigh boots, black breeches, and the red leather corset she wore over a white shirt. It was a daring outfit, to say the least... She also wore a sword and rode her horse like a man. It was scandalous...
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― Pierre Pevel, The Alchemist in the Shadows

“guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority."

"well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

“People are heavy when they're dead. I also nearly ralphed every time I caught a glimpse of the skin flap flapping, and I'd seen enough CSI to know that my stomach contents could be used to link me to the site.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“He chose to eat his tart off my thighs, which I think we both enjoyed.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“I'd managed to snatch a few more hours of rest, which was all I needed, so I felt fine despite our marathon evening of debauchery.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“But the next noise to echo through the hall was one I was pretty sure I recognized. It was the unmistakable sound of the shit hitting the fan.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“Did you just wipe your nose on me?" he asked, finally.”
― Nicole Peeler, Tempest Rising

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”
― Leo Tolstoy , Anna Karenina