Elizabeth Chatsworth > Elizabeth's Quotes

“Writing is its own reward.”
― Henry Miller

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”
― Neil Gaiman

“I ask you, is there anything worse than an incompetent assassin?” “A competent one?” “Well, yes. Good point.”
― Elizabeth Chatsworth, The Brass Queen

“And Hearn and me wouldn’t have charged face-first at an assassin unarmed and outgunned. It takes a real hero to be so daft. We both agreed, you did well back there, lad. Far better than we could ever have expected from a non-Yorkshireman.”
― Elizabeth Chatsworth, The Brass Queen