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“My plan is a lot like anyone else's: maximize my good times, minimize my bad, and leave the larger stuff to people who give more of a shit than I do.”
― Rick Gualtieri, Bill the Vampire

“I hated him in the way that only someone who can’t sleep hates someone who won’t wake up can.”
― Mark Lawrence, Dispel Illusion

“How did you do it? What killed it?” “I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.” “You poked it with a stick?” “No!” I said. “Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.” “It took you two days to think of poking it with a stick.” “You…be quiet.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“Stupid humanity. Getting in the way of my hobbies.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary