Weston Ochse > Weston's Quotes

“Explosions happened. People died. And I slept.”
― Weston Ochse, FUBAR: A Collection of War Stories

“But one thing is certain. For me, a gay soldier is a soldier just like me. Who we love has nothing to do with the price of war, unless it’s a flag, or culture, or civilization.”
― Weston Ochse, FUBAR: A Collection of War Stories

“The fact is that Superman should be fat. He should be a lard-assed superhero with flabby arms, a beer gut, and soft muscles.
...when Superman bench-presses a Cadillac, he doesn't even break a sweat. It's like picking up a bag of feathers. Would Batman be buff if he bench-pressed feathers? Because that's essentially what Superman does every day.”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“Interspersed within the blonde hairs were traitorous slivers of gray.”
― Weston Ochse, Velvet Dogma

“YANKOWSKI.”
― Weston Ochse, Age of Blood: A SEAL Team 666 Novel

“more”
― Weston Ochse, SEAL Team 666

“Being spanked and tickled by Mr. T while he chants ‘Them bats is smart, they use radar, fool!’ is just fucking scary.”
― Weston Ochse, Scary Rednecks and Other Inbred Horrors

“I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." -The Thing, 1982, Directed by John Carpenter”
― Weston Ochse, Blaze of Glory