Ivy Smoak > Ivy's Quotes

“Then punish me, Professor Hunter.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“I wasn't just fucking my professor. I was in deep. I loved him. I'm in love with my Comm professor.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“You had me in your phone as Professor Hunter?”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“They weren’t creepy stalker binoculars. Because I wasn’t a stalker. He was. These were like fancy opera watching binoculars. Or ones you’d use to watch the Kentucky Derby. I wasn’t doing anything weird.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Oh my God, he scowled! He was sad that I wasn’t there. He really is stalking me! I’ll be honest, for a few months there, I’d been a little worried I was the stalker.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“When I looked back at my stalker, he was staring at me. Holding my binoculars. With smoothie dribbling down my chin. I’d been caught looking every bit the stalker in this situation. Kill me now.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“It'll be like Clark Kent and Superman,” said Chastity. “Only in this case, Superman really loves dick. #NotHisKryptonite." "And now you're making it weird." "Okay, okay. Fine. Superman is only moderately interested in dick.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Wow, vivid imagery there. But I feel like nine inches might actually be fairly common for an animal in the Equus genus. Maybe even a bit small. #HorseFacts." Chastity laughed. "You never use hashtags right. They’re for sass. Not horse facts. But fair point.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Maybe I could go for a run later. I almost laughed out loud. A run? I was divorced. I hadn’t lost my mind.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“You’re single again, Ash. Which means Single Girl Rules are back in effect! So your no stripper rule is trumped by Single Girl Rule #10: All celebrations of important life events must involve strippers.” “No Single Girl Rules!”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Well of course you’re going to get revenge.” Chastity pointed to my single girl membership card. “Rule #37: The best way to break up with a guy is to fuck his best friend.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Picture if Zac Efron and Chris Hemsworth had a baby. I mean, don't picture the actual birth. Or the gay sex. Just picture the full-grown male result of their DNA combining.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“That reminds me of this book I read where this girl was having sex with her teacher and kept calling him Professor Hunter.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“Oh my God. Just bang Matthew Caldwell already and get it over with.” “He’s married.”
― Ivy Smoak, Stalker Problems

“The door slammed into someone, splashing coffee down the front of her… I swallowed hard. For just a moment I was transfixed by the droplets of coffee that cascaded down her chest, disappearing beneath her tank top. But then I heard the thud as her cup landed on the ground and it pulled me out of my trance. Just as I was about to force my eyes to her face, she started to slip. I grabbed her waist to prevent her from falling.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“She was finally looking at me. I could have gotten lost in her blue eyes. And her red hair was calling for me to sink my fingers into… Breathe.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“She smiled and then walked out of the coffee shop. I stared after her. My baggy sweater, a pair of black leggings, and bright red rain boots. She somehow made the combination look like the sexiest thing in the world.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“But it was hard to forget that for just a moment, while she was in my arms, it had been easier to breathe.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“When my eyes scanned the room, all the air left my lungs. There she was. Sitting in the back row of my classroom right next to a window. She was staring out the window, not even listening to me. The sun shining through the window made her hair even brighter. It practically shimmered, drawing all my attention to her.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“Unfortunately, you'll need another of me for my thoughts,” she said and quickly sat back down.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“But the wet tank top. The way she said my name. The way she looked at me. It was too fucking much.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“much. So I had thought about her when I wrapped my hand around my stiff cock. I pictured her lips around me. Her moaning Professor Hunter over and over again. It was wrong. I knew that. Yet I came faster than I’d like to admit.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“You'll have to trust that I have some pennies in here." It was a lie. I didn’t have any pennies. She was the only Penny I wanted.”
― Ivy Smoak, Obsessed

“I went for a walk in the rain with a stranger I met at a coffee shop.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“Miss Taylor, I hate to think that you make walking around in the middle of the night a habit. But if you find yourself alone in the rain again, please do not hesitate to call me if you feel you are in need of an escort. - J. H. 152-726-0133”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“His kiss was full of passion, passion that he had been holding back just as much as I had. He pressed his body against mine and lightly pushed me so that my back was on the cold, wet steel of the car. He leaned into me. The contrast of the heat from his body and the coolness of the car sent a spark through me. I had never wanted someone so badly before. I let my hands wander beneath the back of his hoodie. His skin was so soft.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“Professor Hunter had an air of danger around him. He was intriguing because he terrified me.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“But more often than not, if you choose to let them in, they'll inspire you in more ways than you can possibly imagine.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“He left me naked and alone in his office, more addicted to him than ever.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation

“When we're together, I can assure you that I don't see anyone else in the room. You always have my undivided attention.”
― Ivy Smoak, Temptation