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    David Sedaris
    “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”
    David Sedaris

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    David Sedaris
    “I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”
    David Sedaris, Naked



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