Christopher > Christopher's Quotes

“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.”
― Stephen Colbert

“Do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.”
― Stephen Colbert

“The more you know, the sadder you get.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America