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“I want to bottle-fuck you slowly with my sunglasses on.”
― Don DeLillo, Cosmopolis

“Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.”
― Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman

“You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.”
― Catullus, The Complete Poems