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“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.”
― Samuel Beckett, Endgame

“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”
― Winston Churchill

“The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.”
― Dwight Eisenhower

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”
― Ernest Hemingway

“Do you hate people?”

“I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.”
― Charles Bukowski, Barfly

“Don't touch me! Don't question me! Don't speak to me! Stay with me!”
― Samuel Beckett

“Sometimes just being still is the best thing you can do for yourself.”
― Silas House, Eli the Good

“It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom”
― Alfred Jarry

“Great poetry must be admired, because it is great and because it is poetry, and so we admire it.”
― Witold Gombrowicz, Ferdydurke

“Last year nothing happened
The year before nothing happened
And the year before that nothing
happened.”
― Osamu Dazai, The Setting Sun

“because none of you know what you want follow me
because I'm not going anywhere
I'll just bleed so the stars can have something dark to shine in
look at my legs I am the Nijinsky of dreams”
― Frank Stanford