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“Everything has a price.”
― Anne Bishop

“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“I'm feeling pretty motivated," Dylan said. "Cuz the sooner you leave, the sooner Alec and I can get back to that sex swing."

Tyler paused in the midst of picking up the remaining boxes. "Alex doesn't have a sew swing."

The grin that hijacked Dylan's face was huge. "He does now.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“She was a small cat, barely five pounds of black chinchilla fur and fangs, but Pearl Harbor envied her air-raid vocalizations.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

“I taught my sons to be men. I don't care who they love. I care about how they act. The moment they stop having manners or treat someone poorly, then we'll have words. Other than that, I only want them to be happy, and if you make Kane happy, then all I have to say to ye is welcome to the family.”
― Rhys Ford, Sinner's Gin

“I tried not to let my relief show. I’d been a passenger in Jae’s car a total of three times, and after each trip, I forced myself not to kiss the ground in thanks once I got free of the Explorer. He’d learned to drive in Seoul. Apparently, no one believed in turn signals or lanes in South Korea, because Jae drove like a drunk butterfly heading to its next fermented flower.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

“Men are—by nature—stupid creatures.

I think I can speak with some experience on this. Both as a man and well, a gay man. It's bad enough to be one of the stupid creatures. It's quite another to be attracted to them. Cursed at both ends: brain and dick.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

“We were close enough to kiss, so close I could feel his warm breathon my mouth. I parted my lips, taking what he felt he could give me, inhailing the kiss he couldn't give me.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Secret

“You find any more dead bodies, someone would think you owned a mystery bookstore in Pasadena.”
― Rhys Ford, Tequila Mockingbird

“Random fuckery is never random,”
― Rhys Ford, Tequila Mockingbird

“Screaming Morgan in a cop house is like yelling for an Oompa Loompa in a chocolate factory. You guys pop up like gophers.

That's pretty much what dinner's like at our house, Kane acknowledged. Like a game of whack-a-mole.”
― Rhys Ford

“Fucking hell. Shit, sorry. I keep swearing—” “If you’re calling that swearing, Mum will teach you to do it proper,” Riley drawled. “You’re not even close to what she taught me in kindergarten so I could shock the nuns.”
― Rhys Ford, Tequila Mockingbird

“You should never play safe with your heart. It doesn’t get to grow if you don’t take it out. You break it. You give it away. And sometimes, you kind of hope someone gives it back to you—maybe wrapped up and taped but better because they held it for a little while.”
― Rhys Ford, Tequila Mockingbird

“With Damien’s back bared before him, he could now see the subtle stamp of scars under the kirin, a lifetime of pain drowned beneath ink and determination.”
― Rhys Ford, Whiskey and Wry

“I… have an unnatural fondness for him, Duchess. One might even say that I love him. As a man should love a woman, really.”
“Well, I would imagine the mechanics of that would be different.”
― Rhys Ford, Clockwork Tangerine

“Follow yer heart, because no matter where it takes ye, the journey is worth it - especially if it's love.”
― Rhys Ford, Tequila Mockingbird

“Mike didn't look dangerous. I knew better. I'd grown up with him. The bump on my nose was testament to the hardness of his fists. The only thing that saved me was he'd stopped growing at five-nine while I'd kept going for a few more inches. It didn't make me more intimidating. My height just meant I had longer legs to run away with.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Kiss

“I stole a bit of a chopped vegetable and was about to put it in my mouth when Jae’s long fingers closed over my wrist. “What? You can’t eat this raw?”

“It’s bitter melon. You won’t like it.” He went into the fridge and came out with something that looked halfway familiar. “Here, leftover bao. There’s char siu inside.”

“The red pork stuff? Yeah, I like that. I thought it was Chinese.”

“It is. We also eat hamburgers and spaghetti.”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Kiss

“It's like a bad joke over here: a black woman, a Filipino transvestite, and a Korean ex-stripper walk into a gay man‟s house. All that's missing is a priest and a talking dog.” - Bobby Dawson”
― Rhys Ford, Dirty Kiss

“Since we're being honest, Thursday, you really should know that before this night is over, I am going to fuck you. Hard, and long, and nasty. Just so we're square.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“I love your eyes. Your mouth. Your body. The way you lose your temper when you're flustered. Your ass is so fucking hot. I love the sounds you make when you fuck me. I love that you fight with me, and I love the way you make up with me. I love you, Tracy. I love you so fucking much.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“My lips are zipped. He is pretty. All that blond hair and those eyes. I'd do him."

"Line is closed. Go back to your own ride.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“We seem to be oil and water."

"More like gasoline and a match.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“Because of that, because my life ended fifty-two Thursdays ago, because...I have nothing left to live for. God damn it, suck me, you asshole. You made me want you, always staring at me like I'm candy or something. Suck me, I want to come in your mouth, you motherfucking..." Deacon lifted him off his body and flipped him onto his back. He landed on the hard floor, out of breath.

"Demanding little foul-mouthed whelp, aren't you? I like that, Thursday. Unbutton your jeans. Slowly. While I watch."

"Fuck you."

"Later, sweetheart. Right now I want to see your cock. Show me your cock, Thursday.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“Come on Jude, it’s just man meat, it won’t hurt you, sweetie. Maybe do you some good. Take the stick out of your ass and maybe find something more pleasurable fits just fine.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“And there’s only two times I like to sweat, on the football field or during sex.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“Want to go upstairs and play ball?"

"Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite."

"Loser gets fucked first."

"Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat."

"What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose."

"That's exactly what I mean.”
― Mercy Celeste, The 51st Thursday

“Levi had him flat on his back with a hand around his neck, his face right over Will’s. “If you finish or act on that threat I will politely remind you that there’s more to me than a feather boa and eyeliner. You got me, Slayer?”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance

“I dreamed about you too,” he said softly, letting his smile go dreamy as he watched the blood drain from the bigger man’s face. “I fantasized about cutting off your balls and feeding them to you.” “Fuck you, Levi.” There was laughter in his voice. “Oh wait, I already did,” he said as he walked away. His gym bag slung over his shoulder, whistling the rival school’s fight song.”
― Mercy Celeste, Sidelined

“Straight boys. I have never understood straight boys. Can’t even give them a compliment without them getting all offended. Except there are those that come looking for a little “sumpin sumpin” on the side. They still have no sense of—“ Jude’s phone went dead mid crackle.”
― Mercy Celeste, Offside Chance