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    Duncan Whitehead
    “I'm taking part in a social experiment where I have to wear a t-shirt with the words 'I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT' emblazoned across it for two weeks to see how people react. So far, I've been spat at, kicked, and verbally abused. It will be interesting to see what happens when I leave the house.”
    Duncan Whitehead, The Reluctant Jesus

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    Duncan Whitehead
    “I won't be donating blood again anytime soon. Too many questions. Whose is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in buckets?”
    Duncan Whitehead

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    Duncan Whitehead
    “11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.
    11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
    11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.
    11:38 - Realised watch was broken.”
    Duncan Whitehead, A Cozy Mystery...With Cupcakes and Zombies



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