Joan E > Joan's Quotes

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
― Groucho Marx

“Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.”
― Groucho Marx

“If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
― Groucho marx

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
― Groucho Marx

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.”
― Nelson DeMille

“My plans are still in embryo, a town on the edge of wishful thinking.”
― Groucho Marx

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
― Groucho Marx