Beth > Beth's Quotes

“He never was worth the powder it'd take to blow him to hell.”
― Shirley Damsgaard, The Seventh Witch

“You seem to be developing a real talent for finding dead people, Ophelia.”
― Shirley Damsgaard

“What do you know about dragons?”
“They're big, scaly, four-legged creatures with wings who terrorized small villages until a virgin was offered up as a sacrifice.”
His grinned again. “I do miss the virgins.”
― Katie MacAlister, You Slay Me

“Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—”
― Katie MacAlister, Holy Smokes

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.”
― Neil Gaiman, Stardust