Mark > Mark's Quotes

“Here was some mystery I would get to the bottom of. Not the bottom I'd been hoping for, but not a bad alternative.”
― James Lear, A Sticky End

“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

"Slept with him?"

Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“He's painting your living room as a thank you."

"Huh. My decorator might screech, but I'm okay with that."

"Your decorator? Seriously? How did you not know you were gay?”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Out of curiosity, when do I grow up and become a fullfledged
man with a penis?”
“When words like ‘hump day’ don’t make you giggle like a
twelve-year-old,” he retorted, blowing smoke my way.
“Wow, that long?”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects. I ask one guy for a kiss and suddenly I’m living in Ancient Greece.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Risking career over paying a hustler for not having sex with you. Brilliant, Austin.
You fail at prostitution.”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein