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  • #1
    Roald Dahl
    “Don't gobblefunk around with words.”
    Roald Dahl, The BFG

  • #2
    Roald Dahl
    “Giants isn't eating each other either, the BFG said. Nor is giants killing each other. Giants is not very lovely, but they is not killing each other. Nor is crockadowndillies killing other crockadowndillies. Nor is pussy-cats killing pussy-cats.

    'They kill mice,' Sophie said.

    'Ah, but they is not killing their own kind,' the BFG said. 'Human beans is the only animals that is killing their own kind.'

    'Don't poisonous snakes kill each other?' Sophie asked. She was searching desperately for another creature that behaved as badly as the human.

    'Even poisnowse snakes is never killing each other,' the BFG said. 'Nor is the most fearsome creatures like tigers and rhinostossterisses. None of them is ever killing their own kind. Has you ever thought about that?'

    Sophie kept silent.

    'I is not understanding human beans at all,' the BFG said.' You is a human bean and you is saying it is grizzling and horrigust for giants to be eating human beans. Right or left?'

    'Right,' Sophie said.

    'But human beans is squishing each other all the time,' the BFG said. 'They is shootling guns and going up in
    aerioplanes to drop their bombs on each other's heads every week. Human beans is always killing other human beans.'

    He was right. Of course he was right and Sophie knew it. She was beginning to wonder whether humans were actually any better than giants. 'Even so,' she said, defending her own race, I' think it's rotten that those foul giants should go off every night to eat humans. Humans have never done them any harm.'

    'That is what the little piggy-wig is saying every day,' the BFG answered. 'He is saying, "I has never done any harm to the human bean so why should he be eating me?'"

    'Oh dear,' Sophie said.

    'The human beans is making rules to suit themselves,' the BFG went on. 'But the rules they is making do not suit the little piggy-wiggies. Am I right or left?'

    'Right,' Sophie said.

    'Giants is also making rules. Their rules is not suiting the human beans. Everybody is making his own rules to suit himself.”
    Roald Dahl, The BFG

  • #3
    L. Frank Baum
    “If we walk far enough," says Dorothy, "we shall sometime come to someplace.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

  • #4
    Roald Dahl
    “And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
    Roald Dahl

  • #5
    L. Frank Baum
    “Oh, I see;" said the Tin Woodman. "But, after all, brains are not the best things in the world."
    Have you any?" enquired the Scarecrow.
    No, my head is quite empty," answered the Woodman; "but once I had brains, and a heart also; so, having tried them both, I should much rather have a heart.”
    L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

  • #6
    Barbara Kingsolver
    “Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.”
    Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

  • #7
    Barbara Kingsolver
    “I’ve seen how you can’t learn anything when you’re trying to look like the smartest person in the room.”
    Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

  • #8
    Gerald Durrell
    “I said I *liked* being half-educated; you were so much more *surprised* at everything when you were ignorant.”
    Gerald Durrell, My Family and Other Animals

  • #9
    Gerald Durrell
    “Tea would arrive, the cakes squatting on cushions of cream, toast in a melting shawl of butter, cups agleam and a faint wisp of steam rising from the teapot shawl.”
    Gerald Durrell, My Family and Other Animals

  • #10
    Gerald Durrell
    “A house is not a home until it has a dog.”
    Gerald Durrell

  • #11
    Gerald Durrell
    “At length the Turk turned to Larry:

    'You write, I believe?' he said with complete lack of interest.

    Larry's eyes glittered. Mother, seeing the danger signs, rushed in quickly before he could reply.

    'Yes, yes' she smiled, 'he writes away, day after day. Always tapping at the typewriter'

    'I always feel that I could write superbly if I tried' remarked the Turk.

    'Really?' said Mother. 'Yes, well, it's a gift I suppose, like so many things.'

    'He swims well' remarked Margo, 'and he goes out terribly far'

    'I have no fear' said the Turk modestly. 'I am a superb swimmer, so I have no fear. When I ride the horse, I have no fear, for I ride superbly. I can sail the boat magnificently in the typhoon without fear'

    He sipped his tea delicately, regarding our awestruck faces with approval.

    'You see' he went on, in case we had missed the point, 'you see, I am not a fearful man.”
    Gerald Durrell, My Family and Other Animals
    tags: humor

  • #12
    Margaret Fuller
    “Today a reader, tomorrow a leader.”
    Margaret Fuller

  • #13
    Elizabeth Barrett Browning
    “No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.”
    Elizabeth Barrett Browning

  • #14
    Khaled Hosseini
    “When you have lived as long as I have, the div replied, you find that cruelty and benevolence are but shades of the same color.”
    Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

  • #15
    Khaled Hosseini
    “Must have been quite the culture shock, going there.”
    “Yes it was.” Idris doesn’t say that the real culture shock has been in coming back.”
    Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

  • #16
    Khaled Hosseini
    “The ordinary, utterly mundane reason behind the massacre makes it somehow more terrible, and far more depressing. The word 'senseless' springs to mind, and Idris thwarts it. It's what people always say. A senseless act of violence. A senseless murder. As if you could commit sensible murder.”
    Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

  • #17
    Khaled Hosseini
    “He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged lives.”
    Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

  • #18
    Khaled Hosseini
    “Behind every trial and sorrow that He makes us shoulder, God has a reason.”
    Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

  • #19
    C.S. Lewis
    “Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #20
    C.S. Lewis
    “A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest.”
    C.S. Lewis

  • #21
    Kiran Desai
    “Could fulfillment ever be felt as deeply as loss?”
    Kiran Desai, The Inheritance of Loss

  • #22
    Dante Alighieri
    “The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.”
    Dante Alighieri

  • #23
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #24
    Harper Lee
    “I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #25
    Harper Lee
    “With him, life was routine; without him, life was unbearable.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #26
    Harper Lee
    “They're certainly entitled to think that, and they're entitled to full respect for their opinions... but before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.”
    Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

  • #27
    Jhumpa Lahiri
    “Still, there are times I am bewildered by each mile I have traveled, each meal I have eaten, each person I have known, each room in which I have slept. As ordinary as it all appears, there are times when it is beyond my imagination.”
    Jhumpa Lahiri, Interpreter of Maladies

  • #28
    Benjamin Hoff
    “Do you really want to be happy? You can begin by being appreciative of who you are and what you've got.”
    Benjamin Hoff, The Tao of Pooh

  • #29
    Jane Smiley
    “Many people, myself among them, feel better at the mere sight of a book.”
    Jane Smiley, Thirteen Ways of Looking at the Novel

  • #30
    Will Rogers
    “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
    Will Rogers



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