M > M's Quotes

“Are you going to eat me in my sleep?”
“Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.”
“Is that a no?”
“Are you a potato?”
― Rain Oxford, The Wizard’s Secret

“I took off my glasses and threw them down the street. They landed near a cracked-out-looking homeless man pushing a shopping cart. He bent down, picked them up, and crowed, “All right! Sunglasses coming down from the sky! Everything’s coming up Dave!” He put them on and started whistling as he pushed his cart down the sidewalk”
― T.J. Klune, Until You