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  • #1
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #2
    Terry Pratchett
    “If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #3
    Albert Schweitzer
    “There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats.”
    Albert Schweitzer

  • #4
    James Herriot
    “Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
    James Herriot, James Herriot's Cat Stories

  • #5
    Christopher Hitchens
    “Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.”
    Christopher Hitchens, The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever

  • #6
    Neil Gaiman
    “I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.”
    Neil Gaiman

  • #7
    Charles Dickens
    “What greater gift than the love of a cat.”
    Charles Dickens

  • #8
    Ernest Hemingway
    “A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.”
    Ernest Hemingway

  • #9
    Jean Cocteau
    “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”
    Jean Cocteau

  • #10
    Colette
    “Time spent with a cat is never wasted.”
    Colette

  • #11
    Elizabeth Peters
    “The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.”
    Elizabeth Peters, The Snake, the Crocodile and the Dog
    tags: cats

  • #12
    Abraham Lincoln
    “No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #13
    Hippolyte Taine
    “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
    Hippolyte Taine

  • #14
    Mark Twain
    “A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?”
    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson

  • #15
    Charles M. Schulz
    “Happiness is a warm puppy.”
    Charles M. Schulz

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
    Mark Twain

  • #17
    Milan Kundera
    “Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.”
    Milan Kundera

  • #18
    Josh Billings
    “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
    Josh Billings

  • #19
    Will Rogers
    “If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
    Will Rogers

  • #20
    Mark Twain
    “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
    Mark Twain

  • #21
    Mark Twain
    “The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”
    Mark Twain

  • #22
    Orhan Pamuk
    “Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”
    Orhan Pamuk, My Name Is Red

  • #23
    Johnny Depp
    “The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
    Johnny Depp

  • #24
    Roger A. Caras
    “If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”
    Roger Caras

  • #25
    Charles de Gaulle
    “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
    Charles de Gaulle
    tags: dogs, man

  • #26
    Roger A. Caras
    “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
    Roger Caras

  • #27
    Cesar Millan
    “I believe in integrity. Dogs have it. Humans are sometimes lacking it.”
    Cesar Millan

  • #28
    “Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”
    Gene Hill

  • #29
    W.H. Auden
    “In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.”
    W. H. Auden

  • #30
    Jen Lancaster
    “Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack.”
    Jen Lancaster, Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
    tags: dogs



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