'Nathan Burgoine > 'Nathan's Quotes

“My bond with Luc and Anders is holy," I said. "It's just, y'know, holy in a gay threesome sort of way.”
― Nathan Burgoine, Erotica Exotica: Tales of Sex, Magic, and the Supernatural

“The more words you use, the more untruths sneak in.”
― Nathan Burgoine, Triad Blood

“It didn’t feel right to die in summer. Autumn maybe. Or winter. Winter was for dying. Death shouldn’t have a UV rating.”
― Nathan Burgoine, In Memoriam

“Look, I've been doing this a long time. If I'm honest with you, then yes. The Families could have done both. The car thing is absolutely their style, like you said."

Luc frowned. "But you don't think they did it."

David shook his head. "No. Because you're alive. The Families wouldn't screw up twice." He left, closing the door behind him.

"If that was supposed to make me feel better," Curtis said, "it needed way more puppies. Or something from the chocolate family.”
― Nathan Burgoine, Triad Blood

“For every evil under the sun,
There is a remedy, or there is none.
If there be one, try and find it;
If there be none, never mind it.”
― Mother Goose Rhymes, Mother Goose Rhy Color

“Like Atlas, I have broad shoulders. I can carry a grudge to the crack of doom.”
― Jeff Mann, Insatiable: A Derek Maclaine Novel

“He wasn’t going to read this book. Who had time for books about straight people?”
― 'Nathan Burgoine, Three Left Turns to Nowhere

“There are some things, after all, that Sally Owens knows for certain: Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can.”
― Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic

“It was really unfair how good he looked in a plain white T-shirt. It showed off how wide his shoulders already were, and his arms were even more impressive than before once you could see the curve of his biceps pull the edges of his sleeves tight.
When I wore a white T-shirt I just looked like I’d forgotten to pack a sweater.”
― 'Nathan Burgoine, Stuck With You