Dylan > Dylan's Quotes

“Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Atticus:"Damn it, Jim, I'm a Druid not a Physicist!”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Not everyone can be bribed with meat, Oberon."
"They Can't? Oh! you mean they're vegetarian."
"No, they eat meat. It just doesn't sway their decision making process."
"Well that... that's just wrong, Atticus!Are they Monsters? It's like they have no moral center!”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Atticus:"I found it difficult not to grin like a geek at a Trekkie convention.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it‘s coming — it‘s unavoidable.”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped

“when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the universe tends to get you back through biology." Atticus”
― Kevin Hearne, Trapped