Ty Langston > Ty's Quotes

“She put Randy Travis on the CD player and sang at the top of her lungs. She found that the wine bottle made an excellent fake microphone and she wondered if anyone would love her forever and ever, amen.”
― Melissa Ecker, Pull the Trigger

“If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth”
― J.A. Saare, Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between

“You know.” My voice was laced with sarcasm. “I love being reminded of just how f*cked up people find my company. One minute, I’m asked to be more loving and sweet. In fact, someone once told me it was downright adorable. But when I actually give the public what they want, they think I’m suffering from a chemical imbalance.”
― J.A. Saare, Dead, Undead, or Somewhere in Between