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“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
― Lemony Snicket

“In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.”
― Edgar Rice Burroughs, A Princess of Mars

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.”
― Mark Twain

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
― Groucho Marx