Victoria > Victoria's Quotes

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

“I'm serious. They'll call me a pussy."

"And if you help them, I'll call you a dick. So no matter what you do, you're going to be some form of genitalia.”
― Kody Keplinger, Shut Out

“You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little and just let life happen.”
― Kody Keplinger, Shut Out

“Sorry," she said. "I'm just ... surprised. It's weird. Sex was never scary to me." She paused. "So what about it do you find scary? Like, penises? Because I can see how those might be a little scary.”
― Kody Keplinger, Shut Out

“Knowing it--knowing it's true is one thing, but believing what you know... well, there's the tough part.”
― Edward Albee, The Goat, or Who is Sylvia?

“How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless."

"Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them."

"I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest