Stephen > Stephen's Quotes

“Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?”
― Marc Maron

“When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.”
― Marc Maron

“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice cream.”
― Marc Maron

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”
― Woody Allen

“The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
― Woody Allen