Ellen > Ellen's Quotes

“He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

“I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.”
― Bob Newhart

“Sometimes it is the people no one can imagine anything of who do the things no one can imagine.”
― Alan Turing

“Sometimes you have to face up to your fears to realize that they aren’t actually real.”
― Zoe Sugg, Girl Online

“Talk between women friends is always therapy...”
― Jayne Anne Phillips

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

“It's not because I want to make out with her."
Hold on." He grabbed a pencil and scrawled excitedly at the paper as if he'd just made a mathematical breakthrough and then looked back up at me. "I just did some calculations, and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit”
― John Green, Looking for Alaska

“You can’t fall in love in a week,” I told her heatedly. “You can fall in love in a second,” she said with a snap of her fingers. “The heart has no regard for time.”
― Karina Halle, Love, in English

“We can’t help who we love. Love isn’t logical, or even our choice. Love chooses us.”
― Susane Colasanti, Something Like Fate

“Only by being prepared for your death can you ever truly live. ”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“. . . You seem upset, Charlie. Is something wrong?
Charlie: No, no, I’m okay, I just had to take directions from a mute beaver in a fez to get here, it’s unsettling.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job