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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    Albert Einstein
    “If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #3
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #4
    Théophile Gautier
    “Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
    Théophile Gautier

  • #5
    Albert Einstein
    “When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #6
    Albert Einstein
    “Never memorize something that you can look up.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #7
    Albert Einstein
    “If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut”
    Albert Einstein

  • #8
    Abraham Lincoln
    “Whatever you are, be a good one.”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #9
    Abraham Lincoln
    “Those who look for the bad in people will surely find it.”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #10
    Abraham Lincoln
    “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
    Abraham Lincoln

  • #11
    Alexandre Dumas fils
    “The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
    Alexandre Dumas-fils

  • #12
    Rick Riordan
    “Like water leaking through a dam," said Piper.
    "Yeah," smiled Percy. "We've got a dam hole."
    "What?" Piper asked.
    "Nothing," he said. "Inside joke.”
    Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena

  • #13
    J.K. Rowling
    “Fred and George turned to each other and said together, 'Wow, we're identical!'

    'I dunno though, I think I'm still better looking,' said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #14
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
    "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
    "Yes, sir."
    "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
    The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #15
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
    Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
    Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
    Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #17
    J.K. Rowling
    “Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"
    "Yes."
    "You called her a liar?"
    "Yes."
    "You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"
    "Yes."
    "Have a biscuit, Potter.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  • #18
    J.K. Rowling
    “Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.
    "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?"
    "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?"
    "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #19
    J.K. Rowling
    “Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.”
    J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #20
    “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
    Steven Kloves

  • #21
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?"
    Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren't bad.
    "I know some things," he said. "I can, you know, do math and stuff.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #22
    J.K. Rowling
    “Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”
    J.K. Rowling , Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #23
    Markus Herz
    “Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
    Markus Herz

  • #24
    Steve  Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    Steve Martin

  • #25
    J.K. Rowling
    “If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #26
    It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our
    “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  • #27
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #28
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #29
    J.K. Rowling
    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #30
    J.K. Rowling
    “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows



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