Adam Howe > Adam's Quotes

“I deserve to be blown! First! Before the fucking jacuzzi!”
― Mel Gibson

“Life is a bucket of shit with a barbed wire handle.”
― Jim Thompson

“It's true what they say. Never meet your heroes. It turns out they're all a bunch of fucking assholes. They're probably the reason you turned into such a fucking asshole - because they were your heroes and you spent all your time trying to be like them.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff”
― Joe R. Lansdale

“I don't want to be buried in the ground, rotting, with all those worms. What I would love is to have my body dropped where you have those big icebergs and the water is so cold and pure, to be eaten by a polar bear or a seal or an otter.”
― Jean Claude Van Damme

“The noise made Kim want to cover her ears, reminding her, as it did, of diarhoettic excretion.”
― Shaun Hutson, Slugs

“I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.”
― Garth Marenghi