Michael > Michael's Quotes

“No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.”
― Dave Barry

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

“It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
― Harlan Ellison