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#1

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth

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#2

“Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: humor, life

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#3

“There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: truth

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#4

“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright.”
― Bob Marley

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#5

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

tags: aliteracy, attributed-no-source, literacy

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#6

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

tags: humor, misattributed-to-bill-gates, nerd, nerds, work

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#7

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

tags: books, classic, reading

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#8

“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.”
― Saul Bellow

tags: imagination, inspiration, writing

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#9

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

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#10

“There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.”
― Stephen Colbert

tags: history

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#11

“In America, we know to ignore artists if they're serious in any way.”
― Steven Colbert

tags: artists

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