Me, Myself, and I > Me, Myself, and I's Quotes

“I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.”
― Niall Horan

“One who's naked shouldn't judge apparel,”
― A.G. Howard, Splintered

“Because he believes in me. He lets me take chances and learn from them. That's something a friend does.”
― A.G. Howard, Splintered

“I coax my palm into his lapel in search of my wish, returning his feverish kisses.
"Checkmate, you son of a bug," I say against his mouth two seconds before my fingers find an empty pocket.
"Sleight of hand, blossom," he says right back. " 'Tis in fact in my pants pocket, if you'd like to search there.”
― A.G. Howard, Splintered

“They judge with their eyes alone. There is nothing wrong with you. There is something very wrong with them.”
― Sara Wolf, Fear Me Not

“We fish around blindly in a pool of seven billion people, hoping one of them isn’t too crazy or too incompatible with us, and we get so desperate that when we find someone we can stand for two minutes we decide to marry them for life, when in reality they’re all wrong for us. But we keep pretending they’re right, until we can’t anymore, and then we divorce them or break up and we get up and try again, and again, and it chips away at our tiny human hearts.”
― Sara Wolf, Fear Me Not

“Snow White! I remember her story. She was the one with the seven stunted humans looking after her. She cooked and cleaned and one day ate a radioactive fruit of some sort, and the creatures put her in a glass preservation tube and cried.” I blink. “That sounds a little different than the one I remember.”
― Sara Wolf, Fear Me Not

“Listen to me carefully, sweet girl. Don’t live any other way than the way that makes you happy. If you aren’t happy, leave your lover. If you aren’t happy, quit the job. If you aren’t happy, do more to make yourself happy. Because you are the only one who can make yourself happy.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“Sometimes when life kicks you in the ass, you have to kick it back. In the nuts. With steel-toed boots. Essentially, if someone, anyone, kicks you, it is very mature to take the high-road and not kick them back. But it’s not fun. And I’m all about fun. One hundred percent fun. One fundred percent.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“People like you - you don't find very often. He'll be back." "And when he comes back, I will behead him." I announce. "You'll greet him," Kayla says sternly. "With a hug." "I will greet him with a hug. To his torso. Which will be missing a head.”
― Sara Wolf, Brutal Precious

“what matters most is how well you walk through the fire”
― Charles Bukowski