“In this world . . .
It's
Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers
It's
Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
―
Hidekaz Himaruya,
Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2