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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I’d probably just start calling out letters.”
― Demetri Martin

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx