K.C. Norton > K.C.'s Quotes

“Emerald shook his head and kept his eyes on the cobbles. [Don’t worry about it, Crim. It’s nothing I haven’t heard before.] Somehow, he failed to register that the regularity of such behavior was precisely the source of my concern.”
― Riley Rookhouse, Tale of the Swamp Song: World of Heavenfall

“I’ve known ‘men’ like you all my life. Men that hide behind a veil of toxic masculinity, doing all the things that they think defines a man: being abusive, racist, homophobic, sexist, never washing between your ass cheeks because you don’t want anyone to think you’re gay.”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“I let out a long sigh. “Well, if you must know, I’ve started working on a book called Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That’s Okay’ And That’s Okay.”
― Chuck Tingle, Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay

“How could you forget this?” Grant replies, reaching under the table and pulling forth a truly majestic sight. He holds in his hands a thick, colorful rulebook for the official Chuck Tingle role-playing game, something that I’d actually been interested in checking out for quite a while.”
― Chuck Tingle, Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts