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“Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you have a whole thing like a potato.”
― Paul Quarrington, The Spirit Cabinet

“I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.”
― River Jaymes, The Backup Boyfriend

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker