Kathy Bryson > Kathy's Quotes

“A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.”
― Kathy Bryson, Feeling Lucky

“The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.”
― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read with My Eyes Shut!

“I knew I would lose my job when I accidentally set fire to my best friend’s house.”
― Kathy Bryson

“Banks frown when employees torch the home of their principal account holder.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“This house has enough nooks and crannies for English muffins.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“This was going to be worse than the time I table danced in the diner in high school!”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“You pretty much have to take the job since you hit him with the car.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“Maybe you’re worried that I won’t seduce you?”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“Elvis is the soul of discretion.”
― Kathy Bryson

“Elvis is in the kitchen and he’s making eggs Benedict!”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“I missed the good old days when phones were sturdy enough to be pounded for emphasis.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“I’ve worked with freshmen that were easier than this.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“I am not going to ask that old man if his family home is haunted!”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“He thinks you were trapped in a tree in the 1920s. How is that not crazy?”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn’t worry?”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.”
― Kathy Bryson, Restless Spirits

“Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning.”
― Kathy Bryson - Fighting Mad

“Ours was not one of those nice, quaintly old-fashioned mobile homes that senior citizens putter around in. We lived in the beat-up tin can of clichéd poverty.”
― Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad

“Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay.”
― Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad

“I realized that I sat in an empty bar in filthy, wet clothes with a drippy nose, probably red-rimmed eyes, and the most I could say I’d accomplished was that I was now congested. Oh, and one of the handsomest, nicest men I’d ever met cradled my face in warm, caressing hands with soft, sympathy in his brown eyes.”
― Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad

“Mr. Jennings is the one who trapped the fairies here to begin with. If they’re back and wandering around, if they’re loose, then, well, it’s not good.”
― Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad

“That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time.”
― Kathy Bryson, Fighting Mad