Bean > Bean's Quotes

“Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures!”
― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race

“If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

“Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.”
― Gary Larson, The Complete Far Side, 1980–1994

“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
― GARY LARSON

“Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24)”
― Stephan Pastis, Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury